funny.......

if it wasn’t for the sex
i would have taken the keys out
walked into the sunset and laughed
“telstar” would have played
as the closing credits rolled-
a perfect movie ending
the clueless people exiting the theater
shaking heads in bewildered disbelief

but no....
no that’s not my style

i gave the critics their money shot
the audience gave an ovation-
some a tear
you won the award for best deception
and i won for best directed fool