Why is it so hard to be vegetarian?
It’s not like your eating a meal of barium
Maybe people get a bit edgy
At the thought of going veggie

Eating something made of Soya
Does not give you paranoia
Just try eating a nice nut roast
Is not like chewing on a dry piece of toast

A curry or soup containing a lentil
Certainly will not drive you mental
Come on round, I will barbeque you a carrot
I’ve heard it so much its like listening to a parrot

A diet full of pulses and beans
Carrots, peas and lots of greens
Is actually very good for your heart
Only one drawback, it might make you fart.