In the distant past, not so long ago
Was a strange new world, very old you know
The first thing that I saw, was the Fast n Slow
The faster they did run the slower they did go

Another in the fold
Was the Hot n Cold
The colder they would get
The more that they would sweat

One thing that was bizarre
Was the Near n Far
The further that it went
The stronger was its scent

The quickest thing to grow
Was the High n Low
The smaller that it got
The more it had to squat

The strangest thing I saw
Were the Rich n Poor
The more that they did spend
The more that they did lend

The last thing on the list,
That hadn’t got the gist
If you need a little clue
I think it might be you!!!