There is nothing like a curry
When you’re in a hurry

But...

Madras – Gives me gas
Vindaloo- Makes me poo
Biriani – Makes me Barmy
Tikka – Makes me weaker
Korma – Makes me smaller
Korai – Makes me high
Jalfrezi – Makes me crazy
Shim – Makes me dim
Rogan Josh – Makes my poems tosh

Perhaps I’ll have a pizza.