Every seven seconds
They say a man thinks about sex every seventh second
So during my life I do reckon
In a minute the number is eight
Wow now I’m starting to gyrate
Over five hundred times in an hour
I now need to take a cold shower
About twelve thousand times a day
Dreaming of having it away
That’s nearly ninety thousand times in a week
It’s therapy now I must seek
As I’m seriously starting to fear
How many times in a year!
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nice one Andrew
had to laugh at this one Andrew sounds like you need a bucket of ice in that shower ha ha good one , tell you what I`ll fetch the champagne lol from Willow
Thanks Willow
Thanks Willow, Sounds good bring it all round.
Andrew
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I meant to add Andrew, that I would fetch the Champagne then you wouldnt notice how old I am, they say women look good to men after a good drink, and another saying is that you are as old as the woman you feel lol or have I got that back to front,now has that cured your sexual urges? ha ha from a sympathetic Willow.
Age should never be a barrier
Never worry about age its your sense of humour that excites me, and Im' sure one of your recent poems was about pole dancing, if i am not mistaken, how is that coming on, because that could come in handy.
Andrew
from the pole dancer
wow you must be in a bad way to remember my poem about pole dancing, wish I hadn`t gotten rid of it now yes it would of come in handy grrrr foiled again. just my luck ha ha , love a good laugh from Willow
From the sex maniac
I remember it well, sex maniac's never forget things like that.
Andrew
pole dancer again
Oh well I better polish up on my pole dancing again lol from Willow
hey Now youre talkin'....party time!!!
LOL...i want to come to this party too...
Dont let women fool you andrew...we think of sex as often as you guys do...right ladies???
great poem andrew...i'll be back,,,gotta go take a cold shower...or a hot bubble bath....yummm
Linda
You are very welcome
You are very welcome Linda, you think of sex as often as we do you say I was thinking you would probably be every 3 seconds, which is how you right all those sexy poems so well.
Andrew
Andrew...
Well, maybe every 4 seconds....
Linda
I knew it!
I knew it had to be less than 7.
Andrew
I Knew You Knew ....LOL!
Andrew, I take it you think it's a "good" thing, right?
Linda
Absolutely
Absolutely I think its good, I love those poems of yours, and your sense of humour, its good to have a bit of light hearted fun to brighten the day.
Andrew