I have a friend called Sonny
Who wanted to become more funny
He had heard that eating tapioca
Would make him become a joker

A tapioca supplier was found
Not one that was particularly renowned
A few weeks of eating it went by
Then something began to go awry

For soon it began to dawn
This tapioca was indeed frogspawn
Now everybody laughs at his croaks
Due to the fact there's a frog in his throat.