I live in the domain of a drain
Where I hear someone trying to strain
Then suddenly pulling a chain
It pores down on me like rain

Living here people think I’m insane
And they don’t understand when I explain
That this is a great place to entertain
And extremely easy to maintain

So in this home I will forever remain
And I will never ever complain
For a rat so low on the food chain
It really is like drinking champagne