My New Date
I recently got a new date
With whom I’m hoping I can mate
My firsts thoughts were she’s great
But she soon became over weight
This made me rather irate
As I had wanted a size eight
So I looked at the instructions on the crate
They read, “Do not over inflate”.
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Andrew....
I like it! This is very clever and cute!
Linda
Thanks Linda
Thanks Linda I'm glad you liked it, I don't know if you get the same advertising on this site in America as we do in England, but this was inspired by that Zwinky advert.
Andrew
andrew
no, we dont get that advertizing about the "zwinky"...what is it? an inflatable doll? OMG.....LOL
Linda
LOL
Linda i think thats so funny, now really how can you think there is an ad for inflatable dolls on a poetry website, no it looks like some kind of computer cartoon toolbar girl, that you can download and can dress up in different outfits, but I thought it looked like an inflatable doll.
Andrew
andrew...
OMG...LOL!!!
would you believe ..im a little naive?
Linda
I don't think that
No I don't think that, I can see by my post how you thought it, but it did make me laugh.
Andrew
Andrew...
I just noticed the Zwinky girl at the top of the page...i never noticed it until now....maybe if it had been a "guy" that you dress up and "add" things to, i would have paid more attention....im sure!!! LOL
Linda
love comes in all sizes!
that's probably why they make those dolls inflatable. very funny poem, andrew. keep up the good work.
joyce
Brilliant!
I look foward to reading your poems Andrew, because they always guarantee a great giggle!
Excellently humourous as always, really loved it!
DEbs :.)
Thanks to you both
Thanks to you both, I'm just sad I had to let her down in this way.
Andrew
ha ha great one Andrew
very funny I loved this one made me laugh great stuff keep them coming from Willow.
Thanks Willow
Thanks Willow, I'm pleased it gave you a laugh.
Andrew