Not Again
I walk up and take my stance,
Thinking about my posture.
Its important I find the target.
All I can see is the water,
I am feeling the pressure.
Concentrate,
Focus,
I give the shaft a couple of waggles,
Making sure not to grip it to tight.
I take aim,
Nooooooo!!!
I miss the toilet, and pee all over the floor!
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Ha Ha
Very good Andrew! Funny and accurate ( or not, as the case may be! )
Dave
addressing the ball?
this is pretty funny. raskin
Thanks
Thanks to you both, glad you found it funny, I appreciate your comments as always.
Andrew
Nice Round
Andrew,
Here's hoping the next person to use the john isn't in stocking feet! Cute piece bro. By the way you're supposed to waggle the shaft after you pee, not before.
Pete
Waggling
Sometimes it needs a few waggles to get it going! but I agree its also required afterwards, thanks for the comment Pete.
Andrew
Andrew...
Pretty darn funny Andrew....I was picturing a par three over water
All I can say is I hope the toilet seat was up....
{i have boys...}
nice write again, youre fun!
Linda
:*)
Thanks Linda
Thanks Linda, glad you enjoyed it, and got the golfing theme. Yes the seat was up, with my aim I need all the space I can get.
Andrew
ha ha haaa
Andrew this was a classic what a good write I am peeing myself laughing lol hugs from Willow