I have always been obsessed
With looking at ladies breasts
One day one did protest
You’re staring at my chest
Yes I did confess
I was looking down your vest
She said you are a pest
And made a citizens arrest

Taken away to be assessed
The judge was unimpressed
He said I'm going to request
That you are suppressed
As I started to protest
He said it’s for the best
So now I sit here depressed
As I wait to continue my quest