I know a comma breaks a sentence,
A full stop kills it dead.
Apostrophe’s I sure do know
Are doing in my head.

Some others can have two meanings-
This causes problems when I write.
The colon’s attached to the rectum,
Which explains why my punctuation’s shyte.

“Parentheses and brackets are different!”
My teacher always did preach,
Followed with a big exclamation mark
And quotation marks to highlight her speech.

A question mark needs an answer,
And I think that I do too.
For semi-colon, ellipsis and hyphens,
I really don’t have a clue!