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The first tee

Posted May 12th, 2008 by andrew1

I’m on the first tee,
Everyone stands watching,
I’m feeling real good,
I draw the club back and swing,
Shit, the ball flies out of bounds!!!

Damn, Andrew...

On May 12th, 2008 lroconnell says:

I hate when that happens...LOL
great write. very engaging...
i have to admit, i do love an audience on the first tee...
Linda

ha ha nice one Andrew

On May 12th, 2008 willow says:

I had to laugh Andrew a great funny true to life Tanka thanks for that from Willow.

Thanks to you both

On May 12th, 2008 andrew1 says:

Thankyou glad you liked it.
Andrew

Words From a Starter

On June 5th, 2008 ErgoIgoUgo2 says:

I work as a starter and ranger at a golf course and I see this all the time. The best thing about being a starter is that the swings I see off the first tee tend to give me a greater appreciation for my own game.

Aw, go ahead and take a "breakfast ball"

Your fellow hacker,

Pete

I know what you mean

On June 5th, 2008 andrew1 says:

I have hit so many bad tee shots off the first tee over the years, I really don't worry any more, you must find it quite amusing in your job as a starter. I remember playing The Belfry, where they played the Ryder Cup, with a starter watching, whilst taking a practice swing, I took a big divot out of the tee, he was not amused.
Andrew

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