We are living in a compensation culture
The lawyer has become a big fat vulture
The ambulance chaser a stalker
Preying on the unfortunate walker
If I fall or trip on a slab
Lots more money for me, that’s fab
Give a friendly pinch on the bum
That’s going to cost you a princely sum
Oh my God, I’ve broken a nail
Never mind, your cheques in the mail
Where there’s a claim, there’s a blame
These words are driving me insane
Unfortunately for that there’s no gain