There once was a girl named Kate
Thought she was bad, she was great
She had a pig in her hair
But her cupboard was bare
So she cooked up the swine and she ate

There once was a girl named Katrina
All she wanted was to be a ballerina
But as she got up
She put her foot in a cup
And twisted her precious demeanour

There once was a girl named Katie
She was oh so ‘Johnnie-come-lately’
That when she stuck out her bum
It impressed everyone
And she lived to one-hundred and eighty