i can't live a day without my cellular device.
come forth ol' wise one, for i'm seekin advice.
stealing the spontaneousness of every significant moment with my overly convenient camera is becoming my heartbeat.
the reception of constant chain texts keep me upbeat.
i can't defeat
my multiple ringtones forcing rhythm into my feet.

i change my voicemail every 3 days,
i revise my signature every 3 minutes,
and i accept and reject calls every 3 seconds.
i heard 3 was the charm,
but 3 does me mental harm.

give me some kind of potion,
my sickness is called "cell phone devotion".