How many times have I told you
Not to leave all your clothes on the bed
Some times I can’t help but to wonder
What the hell’s going on in your head

I’m sorry dear but you get nasty
And sometimes I will dig my heels in
If you showed more respect. Were bit less direct
There’s no doubt that I think we’d both win

I’ll promise to try to be nicer
But you have to try being neat
And we’ll see in the end if on you I depend
Cause for you that would be quite a feat

Thank you my dear I’ll try harder
Not to leave a great mess in my wake
If you go over there
and look under the chair
Please consider it my first mistake

Clemo