As Rodney gummed his tucker
he thought about his life
of looking good and full of teeth
so he could find a wife

No good this stuff with gums abare
an awful looking view
Mates give me grief and words of strife
unknowns they chip in too

Even women feel the need
to have to have a dip and say
So off I go to get some teeth
and look a better way

And now they’re in it feels real rough
They hurt and give me grief
I feel like horse with broken mouth
the pain's beyond belief

But never mind, time will relieve
and all will be as one
I’ll feel no pain and look real sharp
I’ll not look like a bum

So stuff you all, I’m stepping out
me choppers in me gob
The shielas at the local pub
won’t think me as a slob

Come on now girls and take a look
come spy me pearly whites
and be impressed and stay a while
and make me bloody night

Clemo