You know how your pals always asking!
who was the best ride you ever, ever,had?
and you dont trust telling,
in case he riles you really bad?
i just could,nt keep it to myself!
and so i told him this true wee tale!
Was busted drunk out this hotel.
i went to a mates of whom i had sailed,
I got to his house but the lights were out!
not uncommon during the war!
A shout soon roused me!like a clout!
it was a womans voice"come over here!"
I boldly hurried afore she changed her mind.
i,d been away for ages!and ages!
She slowly buried me in ranges of loves divine!
This was like a new world i had found!
all night we were inseparables!
Kissing till we fell asleep,bitch and hound!
What a delightful night of unforgettable!
Then in the mornings beautiful light!
i turned to kiss my lover!anticipating!
When she turned i got a fright!
Wearing a bun!was an old age pensioner!SMILING!