It,s been disputed since time begun."Why brand me with a moniker like that?.
A foot booted on the bums, by grannies slanedered called in banter"ya Big Fart!"
Now William took the biscuit not as Willy!or Billy!or even Liam!the OASIS bloke!
It became Will- Em- kill- em?!when somebody risked it with," its also a Big Cock!"
I,ll ram it up yer your rent-boy hole but id need a caber!when i ride ye!"
Laughing but legging it!his cry stole the show."you were also a cunt of a Jockey!"