A Little More Of England

Bangers and mash
Train robbers cash
Works bash

Jack and Jill
Shooters Hill
Old Bill

Baroness
NHS
SAS

Fishermans Friend
Lands End
Dirty weekend

Shepherds pie
Princess Di
Cloudy sky

Winnie the Pooh
Morning dew
Waterloo

James Bond
Bottled blonde
Fishpond

Round table knights
Conker fights
Wuthering Heights

Chimney sweep
Lovers Leap
Nothing's cheap!

Whistle and flute
Burglers loot
CO salute

Kiss-me-quick hat
A posh cravat
Cricket bat

Old Empire
Hampshire
Spitfire

Simply Great!

What a perfect follow on from your first piece Dave. As always the words you have choosen seem to fit english society, and more than anything made me laugh. You olso brought up memories of my nan and her 'fisherman's freinds' ...damn awful sweets they were! My favourite line was 'kiss me quick' amongst others, very london! and quite excellent!

Debs x

Thanks Debs

You're dead right about Fishermens Freinds, they're are disgusting!! God knows you'd need to be sat in a boat in the middle of nowhere to eat them, or risk losing your freinds!!Lol
Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment,
Dave

Tesco in the rain

proper chin wag
having a fag
Maggie Thatcher once a ripe slag

Not bad for a yank, yeah?

Ha Ha!

Not bad at all mate! I'm impressed you used the word 'fag', I thought for you it meant a gay!
Thanks for reading and commenting,
Dave

hey David....

that was pucr!.....lol, living in Manchester, I can relate to this write, and it was nice to read something so familiar and close by...u worded this so accurately and u described England well to those who have never been here...nice...peace.

Many Thanks repenter!

Glad you enjoyed and glad you could relate to it. many thanks again,
Dave

hey dave...

Im kind of getting the hang of this "english" thing youre doing. i liked this one too. it reminds me of an assignment we used to have in school...kind of like when they asked us "tomato is to red...as blueberries are to...." and we had to pick from 4 words.... and... {"blue" wasn't one of the answers}
they tried to trick us...and they always tricked me...LOL
Nice, nice writing. very creative.
Linda
:*)
ps mmm...shepards pie, yum!

Thank You Linda

If it's any consolation, I was pants at those tests at school too!!
Many thanks for reading and commenting,
Dave

A Little More Of England

I'm sure there is much more to come, can't wait.

clueless

Thanks Clueless

Not sure I'll do another one quite like this, but I do have an idea for another very English one!
Thank you for taking the time to read and comment,
Dave

class act

I just love your writing. Brilliant start to the day gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

And Many Thanks

To you Periwinkle, I'm very glad you enjoyed,
Thanks again,
Dave

Enjoyed both of these poems

Enjoyed both of these poems Dave, both were fun to read.
Andrew

Thanks Andrew

I enjoyed writing them both as well!
Thanks for reading and commenting,
Dave

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