You sit behind your keyboard,
Tapping words onto the screen,
Your creepy, slimey character
Is there, for all to be seen.

You bully and you goad,
'Never wrong' is what you think,
You think that you're so special,
You think your shit don't stink.

You pick on women always,
Guess it makes you feel so big,
You hound them with your emails,
You're such a stupid pig.

You turn on all the charm,
All the patter and the wit,
Guess what my next line is? Yep,
You're a worthless piece of shit.

Your two faced, half arsed comments,
Add nothing to your cause,
You upset people daily
And you never show remorse.

I believe that you're a knobhead mate,
I believe I'm not alone,
I believe there's quite a few out here
Would like to get you on your own.

But it's obvious that you're stupid,
Will you know that this is for you?
Probably not, you fucking fool,
You probably won't have a clue!

So why don't you behave yourself?
And stop acting like a berk,
Stop hounding and harrassing,
You're such a Total Jerk!