I don't have to go to school,
You can fuck off, I'm sixteen,
I'm young and lean and fucking hard,
Do you know what I fucking mean?

Bollocks to authority,
Bollocks to the law,
See her? I've had her,
Yeah, she's a dirty fucking whore.

I got pissed the other night,
Where? In the fucking pub,
Yeah, 'course I get served you cunt,
And I smoke ready rubbed.

I was fucking legless,
Out me fucking head,
Me and me mate thieved a car,
And done a fucking shed.

We nicked a fucking mower,
Yeah, new one, fucking nice,
Sold it to a bloke I know,
Got a fucking dead good price.

So I'm down the pub again now,
'Ere, you wanna come?
What's that geezer looking at?
Oi cunt! D'you fucking want some?