Gray haired, blue haired or no hair at all,
Women rule 4 to one, at the Wednesday Bingo hall.

Elephants, troll dolls, dabbers galore,
arrive two hours early, to get a table by the door.

Sit at the wrong table, garner looks that kill.
This is my spot how dare you sit here.

Move on down, your're new, that's where you go.
Sad to think anyone would be upset, it's trivial so,

Move to where I'm told, doing this for anothers joy,
My mother in law, and her baby boy.

Bingo is the life of many, so I've heard tonight.
All week they think about Bingo, I want to take flight.

Sorry if I don't get it, the passions not there.
Maybe when I'm 90 with blue or white hair.

I highly doubt it though I've never liked this game.
So in this bingo hell I go totally insane.