I'd tell you how I'm clad today,
what outfit I am wearing,
but you don't care how cute I look
in green or plaid-boned herring.
You'd rather visualize my skin--
You like me best all naked.

I've saved a lot on lingerie
since you declared a pref'rence.
I don't peruse the racks of lace.
Who needs sateen to lap dance?
I'll pocket savings, loving that
You most adore me naked.

So as you go about your day,
whatever you are doing
allow my bod to fill your head
and just remember, darling--
What works for gander, works for goose.
I like you best all naked.

October 2003