Monday's Lifts Keep Ass in Place

Monday's lifts keep ass in place,
Tuesdays, tone up thigh's disgrace,
Wednesday's workout--cardio,
Thursday's jog, 10 miles to go,
Friday's to-dos include swimming,
Saturday, crunches for ab trimming.
But it's pizza, not weights, on the Sabbath Day;
Who cares that tomorrow there's hell to pay?

April 2005

excellent

I found this funny, good to see Sabbath day where it rightfully belongs. good job.

Thanks, Keisha

Thanks, Keisha. The Sabbath is actually Saturday, so I've never been able to figure out why the old "Monday's Child" rhyme used it in place of Sunday. That means you're using Saturday twice. But who am I to mess with tradition or convenience? Heh. Thanks for commenting, I'm glad you enjoyed.

Donna Smith

I like the transiton from

I like the transiton from the sabath to hell, good job.

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