I want to apologize for Saturday
when I was fall down drunk,
once again I saw
how my morals have sunk!

When I saw you at the door,
I was glad you were there,
and what a coincidence,
you were sitting by my chair.

I enjoyed my two bacardi's
and loved that yellow-bird.
I should've known I was in trouble
when I ordered the third!

I was groping you all over,
in front of everyone there.
making a fool of myself
like I didn't even care.

''You ought to get a room",
the guy by June said,
and then you added;
"this room has a bar,not a bed!"

Yes; I got way out of hand
in front of a few friends;
not to mention inappropriate
with the man who bar-tends.

I should be the poster child
for why you shouldn't drink with my pill
it makes me way to friendly
with everyone at the "grill"!

Oh, don't get me wrong,
I am very happy we met!!
and as for Monday;
I haven't stopped grinning yet!

I think you are reserved,
sweet, gentle and calm.
The only thing I don't like is;
you'd kill Bambi and his Mom!