Computer Antics

A woman came on my screen,said she was horny and I should remove my cloths
Wanted me to meet her and her friends on a site where she says everyone goes
Now let me tell you, friends,I went in to a fast retreat
Her being the wrong sex could only bring defeat
How she got my IM address Lord only knows
But it isn't a pretty sight ,picture me with out cloths
She asked for my ASL and I gladly answered back
A,was older then dirt,S was answered not lately,L was in my chair,that should take care of that
Then she said what she wanted to do to me,I gulped and must of turned red
With cam she wanted to do it on screen,not head for a bed
She said she'd satisfy me,Geez,didn't think she had the equipment I required
Then she said how she'd accomplish this using
words I've always admired
All I could do is stammer and I must have
stuttered a bit
Damn if the horny broad will do that to my tit
I told her I was busy right now and didn't have time to play
I grabbed the mouse,gave it a click and she faded away.

Very Funny!

I laughed reading this FreeSpirit! Very good and amusing piece.
Dave

It was fun

thank you dave it was a fun piece to write.

Gloria

CyberSex hoowee

Gloria,

This was definitely a fun piece and it could only happen to such a staunch hetrosexual such as yourself. You might want to go back over this piece and find and repair your errors.

Pete

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