And you think a man is the inventor of handing out a line
Maybe you should sit back and listen hear a few of mine
If you want honesty,yes, I can give you that
But if you hand the bull shit,i'll take you to the mat
Darlin you'd get no virgin.I'd not profess to be
I had to damn much fun loosing that virginity
I've read Linda's top ten mens fantisies ,think I've satisfied number three and four
Even found some listed there ,I'd like to explore
Think I'll hang in Linda's neighborhood to see where these guys are
Geez do you think it's to late to become a porn star
It sure would be fun to give Linda's list my all
And even more so to watch the mighty fall
So ladies rein in your men and hold on tight
I'll be out working Linda's top ten list tonight