Not sure if it was culture shock
Or the stop at margaritaville
I am sure when my amigo dumped
That tequila down my throat
Hot damn my guts on fire still
And this may have had a bearing
on the words I'm sure I heard
my daughter say
Hey senor,you want my mama,she's a virgin
Have you got the paso's to pay
I'm not sure when this child developed her
death wish but it was there in plain sight
It wasn't on my to do list
I've got to strangle that girl tonight
So innocently she looked at me and said
I had to put gas in the van today
I know gas has gone up in price
but that wasn't how I intended to pay
I think I should have a talk with that kid
and put a few things in order
Make sure she knows we have all the paso's we need,before again we cross the border