I'm some where between temper and a hissy fit
Geez wish he was here to benifit
I offered a frienship he offered cyber sex
Oh damn, what will be next

Should have suspected, he asked if I had a cam
should have told him then what to do with his ram
he was not my first cowboy or my first rodeo
Oh damn should have told him where to go

If he comes in and clicks my name on the right
this may not be his lucky night
I'll procede to tell him all he is not
Oh damn, my temper is hot