Old age ain't for whimps
This I already knew
Most things that was fun
Them doctors already blew
Things had already got
pretty up tight
Now,that doctor took it
All right out of sight
First they said no more of this
And then no more of that
I took all of this with a smile
And there I sat
He left me with very little
that was the spice of my day
Seems pepsi and sex was all
that could stay
Well I managed pretty well
Seems my choices weren't to bad
Seems the choices left helped
Me deal with what i once had
My Doc is a man,
So I should of seen it comming
But I mosied along lifes road
With my spirits humming
Doc came into my room
to discuss what my tests did show
Yup,you got it another of my
remaining pleasures had to go
I have all that pepsi stack up
can it quench my burning soul.NO
So now all I've left is SEX
Doesn't that come between five and seven
I guess I'll just have to enjoy that
And call it my private piece of heaven