Short Fat and Ugly

I'm short, fat, ugly and older then dirt
With a warped sense of humor but try not to hurt
If I take out the glass eye,remove the wig,and take out my teeth I am CUTE
After dark at closing time I'm a real beaut When you see my number on the bathroom wall
Don't hesitate,give me a call

For a Good Time

Gloria,

This was one of the most self-effacing pieces I've ever read. You really gave yourselff the business in this one. When you mentioned taking your teeth out the word hum immediately jumped into my sick mind...I wonder why.

Be kinder to yourself,

Pete

laughing

Geez Pete.humming huh??? haha

Sorry Gloria

I couldn't control myuself.

Pete

If you want a good laugh read my latest post

I enjoyed this piece...very

I enjoyed this piece...very well written

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