The converstion started out just fine
He never said a word out of line
He told of a couple that he called
his friends
Now this is about where sanity ends
It appears they are nice,
and love to have fun
This might of been where stupid
should have run
Stupid hasn't got any sense
from what I can gather
Or he's have stuck to a safer
subject such as the weather
His eyes held a twinkle
and he smiled with glee
Seems the couple wanted to have
fun with him and me
He asked if I wanted to multi
For a moment I thought multi
tasking?
Oh no that was not what stupid
was asking
It got deathly quiet,not a word
did I utter
You'd of been so proud
Not a curse did i mutter
Calmly I walked to my closet
Reached in took out my gun
Thank God stupid smartened up
And he started to run