If I were a painter
I would paint a masterpiece for you
If I were a composer
I would arrange a symphony for you
If I were a writer
I would write the most wonderful love story for you

If I were a producer
I would produce the most romantic movie for you
If I were a gardener
I would cultivate the most perfect flower for you
If I were a genie
I would make all your wishes come true
If I were your husband
I would be your painter, composer, writer, producer, gardener, and genie

(c) 2007 by Gerard C. Johnson