WANTED:
Seeking soul mate with unusual habits,
must love frogs, cats and rabbits.
Likes to take walks in the park,
and wants to rape me after dark.
Should be familiar with bipolar,
must have a gold filling in your left molar.
Must not think this is too bizarre
should treat me like a shinning star.
It doesn’t matter how you look,
so long as you don't go by the book.
Must get along with my pet rock,
love to camp, hike and talk.
If you wish to apply
you can go ahead and try.
I'll be taking applications through May,
thanks for looking and have a nice day.
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May I be the first to apply?
I do so with a heart-felt sigh.
I'm an animal lover,
And I'm familiar with ladies
Who have bipolar.
Although I must confess,
I prefer ladies when they're sober,
Because I've found when they're drunk,
They can be quite mean,
And that's not my scene.
I'm squeaky clean,
A lovin' machine,
Fun to be around,
And ready to get down,
To dance all through the night,
And have fun all through the day,
Regardless of what other people say.
I love to roam after dark,
And I'd love to take you
For a walk in the park.
I'd love to hold you in my arms,
Carress your hips,
And kiss your lips,
As I run my fingers through your hair.
Do I dare?
LOL Wonderful poem. Really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing. TJ