My Panda Bear
My panda lives in back of me
His house is my caboose,
It's easy for the world to see
That I can't cut him loose.
One day that bear just snuck right in
And I can't figure how,
He surely got under my skin
And he's my behind now!
Each morning panda snuggles near
As I put on my clothes,
He whispers, 'Don't you worry, dear'
But my butt tears my hose.
I love to drive my red sports car
But panda must go too,
In one small seat we are at war
And short hops have to do.
Could you or someone else you know
Find out if Wendy's free?
She sewed on Peter's shadow, so
She'll unsew one for me!
© 2008 Joyce Greene (All rights reserved)
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Joyce
This was wonderfully rendered and quite humorous. I would never in a million years equated a pandea with a increasing butt. Brilliant.
You friend,
Pete
Thanks, Pete...
I wish I could print the image I have that inspired this poem. It is of the rear end of a little panda bear and it wriggles - it is just precious! Thanks for your wonderful comment - it will get me through the day!
joyce
OMG Joyce, this is a funny
OMG Joyce, this is a funny thought, smiling
thanks, Robert...
Glad you like it. At least pandas are cute creatures. If I have to have one so near all the time, he might as well be cute! lol
joyce
this is funny..nice write
this is funny..nice write
thanks, mimi...
This was a labor of love. I found an image I loved and the poem just followed. The easiest way to write! Thank you for reading and for the nice comment.
joyce
error, error, error, mea culpa!!
Pressed input twice, must be playing Short Circuit tonight!
joyce
Brilliant Joyce
I loved this one ,a very good write hugs from Willow
VERY GOOD
GREAT POEM!YOU HAVE A NEW FAN.THANK YOU AND WILL LOOK OUT FOR MORE