Written by Joyce Greene
4/4/08

Discrimination against women is outdated.
Our daughters say, "We're equal so don't sweat it!"
After all, they enjoy a college education,
And the wage difference is now very small.*

They go to outside jobs, like their husbands,
And only have to shoulder
Most of the household chores,
Including cooking and toilet scrubbing.

Sure, there's still some sexual harassment,
But, needing the job badly, they just ignore it.
They know that as long as they aren't mouthy,
Or cry in public, they are respected.

And dressing for success is kind of fun!
They adore wearing high heels,
So what if they hurt a lot, and may cause
Permanent damage? They look pretty sexy!

And when it comes to childbirth
And rearing of the children,
Why, their natural inclination
Is to stay home anyways.

So why back a woman for President?
Hillary's not good enough.
They are doing fine without much power,
Women always get what they want...from their man!

*Men make only 23% more than women.