It is small and tattered
It used to be white but it's gray
Its shape was a bunny
Now it's a three-legged... thing
Have you seen him?
Have you seen my Doctor Pinkle?

It used to sing to me
When i pressed his belly
It has been silent for years
But i still play with his soft fluffy ears
Have you seen him?
Have you seen my Doctor Pinkle?

It was my protector, my savior
It fought the monsters, healed my sorrows
It is strange, my girlfriends behavior
I think i will ask her about him tomorrow
Have you seen him?
Have you seen my Doctor Pinkle?

What do you mean it needed a wash?
I haven't washed it since i was seven
That's not him, thats just fluff... oh my gosh!
Doctor Pinkle has gone to bunny heaven!