~~BACKWARDS LIFE~~
You start out dead
Get it out of the way
Wake up in a nursing home
Feeling better everyday
They make you leave
For being too healthy
Go collect your pension
And then you are wealthy
Get a gold watch
On your first day at work
Work forty years
To enjoy the perks
You drink lots of booze
And you go to some parties
Have lots of sex and
In high school, study hearty
Go to elementary school
Then you become a kid
You play all day
And nothing is forbid
You become a baby
So cuddled and adored
Then spend the next 9 months
Like you are on board
Floating peacefully with luxuries
Central heating and spa
Room service on tap
End with orgasms.~~ Oh Ya~~
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very cute
I love the whole premise of this poem,going backwards in life..lol and you just had to end it with an orgasm didn't you,lol...Ricklovin
ricklovin'
maybe we all start out with an orgasm when we are born...but we dont know it...lol
we'll never know......
Linda
thanks rick
good idea, Linda
Sounds like a better system to me - you really keep getting better! Very creative!
joyce
LOL, joyce
I agree, joyce...a much better system...you grow YOUNG!!! How nice would that be?
thanls for your comment! always appreciated!!!
Linda
A Wealth Of Inspiration
So much of your poem reads true
Beginning in diapers, then again when your through
Your mind begins with a clean slate
As you grow older, a return, most relate
Once again you experience the thrill
Simply he swallows a little blue pill
Once forbid, now on board for a rise
Perking up an older kids, low hanging guys
Warming KY applied to central heat in between her thighs
Leading both to a golden orgasmic prize
The elementary difference, I say with a grin
Begin this hearty party with 81mg. aspirin
Your previous indulgence of drinking
Now replaced with prune juice and linking
You back to retire on a high throne of thinking.
Just unable to resist
Love your poem.
LOL, Patrick
So funny, I'm glad you were unable to resist!! Thanks for your poem comment....again...you are "something else."
Im starting a collection of your comments..thanks
Linda
Loved it!!!
Amazing! It was great. I didn't understand what you where trying to say until i got to about half point :) excellent
"If you can control your words, you can control the world" - John Melikyan
Thank you John
What a way to be born huh? Thank you for reading my poems. I love... that you loved it.
Merci,
Linda
AGEN!!
you totally amaze me linda with your poems i dunno what to say, its yet another one of your poems i really enjoyed-> i cant stop reading your poems, im surprised you've not gone soo much further with your imaginative work
you are sooo inspiring =D
i cant w8 to read more of your stuff :-)
snuggly bug .x.x.
WOW!
Thank you again Snuggly bug...i really appreciate your nice comments about my poems. you're making me feel really good. im so glad i took up writing poetry!!!
Linda
:)