If honey was sour
and lemons were sweet
the bee and the flower
would they ever meet?

Would a tiny bear cub
grab that honey pot then
slide in his paw
or run back to his den?

If sugar was spicy
And pepper was mild
Would we sneeze eating candy?
Now THAT would be wild!

If apples were bitter
And chocolates were tart
Would cupid shoot arrows
Right through the heart?

Life might be different
Tastes would seem strange
If words could be altered
and Webster would change.