I want to live forever
So what should I do?
Walk 5 more miles
Or just do two?

If I stop eating bacon
And take vitamins galore
Would my life extend?
Or, not much more?

If I lifted weights and
Became even stronger?
And had big muscles
Would I live longer?

How about, green tea
Or is it black
I heard it good for you
For something you lack

What about those omega 3’s
Walnuts, flax and fish
I swear some people eat it
And think it is delish!

Should I start smoking?
Or smoke some dope?
Go to church more often
And listen to the pope?

To relieve my stress
Should I pet a dog?
Does a crossword puzzle
Get rid of “brain fog”

Let me see
How bout red wine?
Two glasses a day
Is supposed to be fine!

Blueberries, tomatoes and
Pomegranate juice
I SHOULD eat these?
There’s no excuse!

Wrinkle cream and Viagra
Does that prolong life?
I seriously doubt it
But it might help your wife…

Yes, I want to live forever
Is it worth it to me?
I’ll be too busy reading
What will do it for me…!