GUACAMOLE CREAM???
GUACAMOLE
Silky green whipped body cream
Slather it on, it feels like a dream
Start with my toes caressing ten digits
It tickles a little, I like it, I fidgit.
Direct your hands to the back of my knees
An erogenous zone that is pleasing to me
Now let your fingers gracefully glide
Along, my outer, then to my inner thigh.
Submerge your hand into the satiny lotion
Spread it all over my navel slow motion
I know it’s hard but don’t take a lick
I want you to wait til my body’s all slick.
I can’t wait to have my whole body edible
When you lick it off, it will feel so incredible
The inside of my legs are tingling and savory
Mixing food and sex takes some kind of bravery.
Douse your palms into the thickly mashed paste
Massage it over my breasts but don’t taste
Make damn sure each perky nipple gets hidden
Not yet baby, they are still so forbidden.
Okay, now you may start with a stroke of your tongue
I happen to notice that something has sprung
You keep licking and slurping all that good guac
I see some had dripped and gotten all over your cock.
I am starving now, may I have a taste?
I’m not going to let any guac go to waste
How great is our delectable way of foreplay?
It’s certainly more appetizing than “Oil of Olay”
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clever
I like this alot but thinking I need to buy avacados and throw away all my whip cream.Laughing.It was fun to read
Gloria
gloria
if i were you id keep the whipped cream....because theres always the thought after the guac...then on to dessert...
after a shower of course...
thanks for reading
Linda
Tex Mex means something new
Ronald J. Edwards
Trinity Ink
http://trinityinkexperiencestrengthandhope.blogspot.com
WOW !!!! Linda I won't be able to eat at a Tex Mex resturant ever again without thinking of guac on your nipples and a cock standing at attention right in front of you hahahahahaha
bon appetite
ron
Ron
Nice to know you'll be thinking of me in that way at your next Tex Mex experience Ron...LOL....
Linda
thanks for reading..
Guac on my C*ck
This was very funny Linda!! I see you'd much prefer food as sunscreen aswell ((lolz)) who needs "Oil of Olay" when you have Guac in stock ^ _ ^~~ Bryce
C*ck Guac...
I might have gone a bit far with this one, bryce....my stomach is kinda turning thinking of guac and chips right now...
it should have been written with melted chocolate in mind...
Linda
Ok, I'm speechless
Linda,
Damn, I feel old!
Pete
Hey Pete
Ronald J. Edwards
Trinity Ink
http://trinityinkexperiencestrengthandhope.blogspot.com
Go get some guac on your co_k and hang out at a Weight Watchers
Store. Oh and don't forget the Geritol
hahahahahha
ron
Geritol...funny
Who the hell are you?
naw, youre not old pete
And why would you feel old from this guac poem?
wondering,??
Linda
Cause the only that gets smeared on me is BenGay!
Linda,
I'm sure a bit of this guac would be like the freakin fountain of youth and my little sailor would be at attention and saluting for he was worth.
Pete
PS: You should see my sailor wink, he'd have you at hello!!!!
wow
now you've put the thought in my head of ben gay mixed with guac....not a good combo....numbing tongue...
pretty funny though pete....
thanks for commenting
Linda
You had me at...
You had me at "Silky green whipped body cream" I had to stop reading it and go make some "Guac" then I rubbed it all over my self while I read it... I still haven't finished it... I made it to "Submerge your hand" and I'm smoking a cigarette now!
Great fun and erotic write!
Ray AKA Yobarney
Is it ok...
Is it ok to scrape the guacomole up and put in tupperware for another day when your done? ... I can see the guess at your next party ... 'Wow this is the best guac that I have ever had... I must have your recipe"
Ray AKA Yobarney
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LOL, GROSSSSSS....
Rayyyyyy....youre supposed to lick it all off and not have any left....
youre funny, thats a pretty gross thought...scraping it off and saving it..ewww....
thanks for reading it Ray
Linda