~MENS TOP TEN FANTASIES~

Now here we go, another top ten
Listen up ladies, it’s all about the men
Men live their sexual lives within their own head
Pay attention girls, to be better in bed.

You won’t believe when I tell you about number ten
Many guys want to be involved with other men
It doesn’t always include sex but always sexual in nature
Well, I’m kind of curious, sounds like an adventure…

Number nine, those men just want to be in control
Pretend like they’re just out of jail on parole
Ravage you, hold you down and kiss you damn hard
Doing this surprising you, while catching you off guard.

Number eight, is bondage and they want it for real
To them this fantasy is so perfectly ideal
They want to tease you and tie you up with duct tape
Then seduce and tantalize, not able to escape.

Number seven, a fantasy of the anal kind
They’d like to oil up the hinges and go in from behind
Girls, just kneel up relax and totally trust
You might like it,, a sensual night of great lust!

Number six, masturbation as if we didn’t know?
A blow job or hand job, put on a good show
To taste you now, is what he would like best
I’m sure you won’t need to make a request….

Number five,, make love while a few people see
It will up the excitement to have no privacy
Then get out your camera and take a nude pic
Harden your nipples and he’ll want to lick

Number four I’m sure you knew this was coming
He’d like sex with two, maybe three or four women
Deep down inside he wants you with the girls
Please don’t be shy and just give it a whirl.

Number three my God, oral sex using food
Use whipped cream or honey to get in the mood
Now, drive him wild with my really good hint….
Before giving head, chew on a mint….

Number two is a fantasy with a partner from the past
This could actually be quite a blast
Play act or role play and be his past love
You will be someone he won’t be deprived of.

Number one surprise surprise, is a fantasy of YOU
I’m sure you probably hadn’t had a clue
Believe me he thinks of you plenty
Somedays, for hours as much as ten or twenty!!

Now go to your closet and get out a toy
There are so many things with you he’d enjoy
Maybe even some he would never admit
But he’s willing to try, if you will you permit.!!

laughing,laughing and still laughing

This had me laughing until I was in tears.Oh it was soooooo damn good.There was so much truth it in,it proberly shouldn't be funny but it sure is.But then to I think if you can't laugh and enjoy sex and things related you have a problem with it.I may be an old lady but not that old.Linda very good

Gloria

LOL, thanks so much

Thanks Gloria, glad it tickled your funny bone.
And thank you for such nice comments.
I appreciate it.
Linda

Oh yeah

Ronald J. Edwards
Trinity Ink
http://trinityinkexperiencestrengthandhope.blogspot.com

As I stand in full erect attention I salute you !!!!!!!

Well done Linda Well done

Ron

Hey thanks Ron

LOL...thanks Ron i appreciate you comment! glad you enjoyed it!
Linda

Bloody Hell!!

No wonder you've been married for so long! Your husband must be well chuffed with his life! Expect he goes to work for a rest!! Lol
Great fun write Linda, not sure about the 'other man' thing though, pretty sure I don't fancy jumping in the sack with a bum burgler! I'm not anti-gay or anything, it's just that it's only one way traffic with my arse!! Ha ha
Enjoyed the read!
Dave

LOL, I love it when you say Bloody Hell!

Thanks Dave so glad you enjoyed the read. I had to make it fair and show the guys side of the story...I hope i did it justice...yeah, i didnt think guys would go for the 'other" man thing, but maybe that was just put there for the girls interest...like 2 guys kinda thing??>>>LOL.
anyways that was alot of work...all that searching for th einfo...phew, im beat...and kinda...excited...LOL
Linda

So in other words

Ronald J. Edwards
Trinity Ink
http://trinityinkexperiencestrengthandhope.blogspot.com

You pitch but won't catch hahahahaha

Damn good read!!!

Enjoyed it a lot, Linda... though the AC is cranked up high, you sure do know how to heat up a room. LOL - from TJ

LOL

Thanks TJ...nice to know what you guys are thinking....LOL
i appreciate your comments TJ. Linda:)

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