Every person has his smell
Like the wino who is drunk
The hygenist brushes often
But she still smells like a skunk!!!!

Grandma smelled like Shalimar
Grandpa reeked of smoke
My cousins smelled so badly
They made everybody choke.

Athletes smell like jock strap
And writers smell like ink
The Coaches smell like athletes
But the referees… they stink!

My gym teacher stunk like school
The farmer smells like dirt
I took a whiff of the crossing guard
And my nose began to hurt.

Aunt Rose she smells like lilacs
Uncle Tommy smells like a beer
Great grandpa smelled like garlic
Cousin Jim… smells underwear.

Daddy smells like Old Leather
Mom just like Chanel
Me, I smell like something
But I'm not going to tell.

My trainer smells like B.O.
The butcher smells like meat
Mr. Pane he smells like Windex
The cobbler smells like feet.

The whore she has a kitty
She sprinkles it with glitter
Her shit doesn't stink at all
Because she uses kitty litter.

The gas man did not smell like gas
But the baker smelled like cake
The cowboy smells like cattle
And the chef he smells like steaks.

The florist smells like flowers
The pastor smells like hell
The plumbers nose is full of funk
So he does not really smell.

No matter where you are
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
Your smell will follow you.