A cop sees a drunk
walking out of a bar…
He says”Can I help you sir’?
Yesshh, sssomebody hazz sstolen my carrr.”

The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?
“It wassshh on the end of thisshh key”
The cop looking down, sees this guys weiner hanging out
For all the world to see...

He asks, “sir, are you aware you are exposing yourself?
The drunk confused, having no clue..
And then looking down at his crotch
Says,”Holy Shit, my girlfriends gone too”.