I went to my high school reunion last night
And never expected to have such a fright.
The big man on campus, he didn’t have hair
The homecoming queen was shaped like a pear.

The quarterback’s physique had totally died
It looked like he had ten footballs inside.
The cheerleaders all looked like they couldn’t jump
I hate to say it but they were all plump.

The class clown was still funny and had so much wit
There wasn’t one person there who had a bad zit.
But a few had some wrinkles and I saw sagging skin
I think I even saw three double chins.

It doesn’t matter to me if they’re fat or not smart
Because, honestly I only see with my heart.
We all have been thin and we all have been fat
But we are all still the same person, no matter what!