I met a girl
Last night in a pub
She said her name was
Shelia
She stayed over
Once or twice
She turned out to be
Quite a squealer
I enjoyed her company
But said she couldn’t stay
Such as beautiful girl she was
She made a lovely lampshade

I met another girl
Her name was Carla
She had a quirky laugh
But beautiful breast
And loved to have
Sex by the fire
Another night
I asked her to stay
She smiled and
Gave me a shrug
I smiled back
And now she
Stays over all
The time
She made
A wonderful rug

Then finally I met
An astonishing girl
Named Beth
She talked a lot
And had cold feet
But she gave
Wonderful Head
A week or so
Went bye
She said that
She was leaving me
But then
I convinced her to
Change her mind
She made a beautiful
Blanket
That now lies
On my bed
All the time…