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Thomas Mann Gives It Two Thumbs Down
He leaves
the cinema
in tears, telling his friend
"If it was art, I would not be
crying."
Edgar Lee Masters Explains How He Wrote Spoon River Without Going Plumb Mad
All men
have their own ghosts;
the trick's to set them free
and make it an amicable
parting.
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In Which A Wag Instructs A Traveler As To The Easiest Way To Get To Elmira, New York
That's quite
easy, my son;
live an unspeakably
horrible existence, and then
die young.
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In Which The Deputy Registrar Ruminates Upon His Predecessor
You’d have to be crazy to leave a gig like this;
The hours, the holidays, the civil-service tenure,
And it was crazy that got me here in the first place.
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Overheard From A Particular Box At Ford's Theater
Consarn
it, Booth--the stench
of your acting rises
to this box like the rot of death
itself!
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Rappacini's Daughter, Or Why You Wasted A Whole Damn Semester On Hawthorne
You see,
fate will always
bitchslap those who can't bring
themselves to just leave well enough
alone.
Some Dissent From The Cemetery Above Grover's Corners
If you believe all the twaddle you’ve read,
Then I suppose you deserve all you get
(Spend your life here, and you’re better off dead.)
Bovine fools can be easily misled;
When It's Spring In Prague, A Young Man's Fancy Turns To Not Getting His Ass Shot Off.
Tanks roll
unfettered as
Radio Free Europe
plays "On Broadway", ode to pawnshops,
pimps, whores.
Pascal's Gamble (Or, I Do Not Want To Sit Next To Any Atheists In The Pub, Thank You)
Look, lads, we're all addicted to faith.
Even those dour souls who have erected their shrines
To logic and the tangible are not immune to a flutter on a pony
The Founding Partner of McMann, Tate, and Stevens Weighs In.
I mean no disrespect; Larry Tate is one hell of a guy,
But if you can’t wrangle up a showgirl or hooker
On short notice, you have no business calling yourself an ad man.
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Blame It On Cain, Or Perhaps A Vintage Condom
I hear
the sighs, and know
what you think: “born too soon.”
Just like you to blame it all on
the stork.
The Young Novelist Wisely Remains Dead
He had been this month's bright, shining hope,
With bits of promising prose poking out of literary reviews
And higher-brow magazines here and there
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The Confidence Man Holds Court At The Bar
When you appear—as we all shall, no doubt—before the oldest judge
In the world, take care to notice his appearance; you’ll see that his robe
Tevye In Vegas
It is written in the Bible that once the bedrock
Of faith is destroyed, the righteous are cast adrift
As ones wandering, sunburned and thirsty
Endlessly in the great desert. Oh, yes, I quoted
Hungary '56 (or, Ike's Fondness For Goulash Has Its Limits)
We love
freedom, of course--
but Budapest is not
our problem; besides, what's in it
for us?
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