It Stinks To Be Ken.
Dressed to
kill, hair perfect,
and all for what purpose?
A smile, a quick peck on the cheek.
Smug bitch.
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It also stinks to be Barbie! lol...
Guess these two have known each other for decades now, so they probably wouldn't even notice if the other was suddenly bald!!
Thanks for a good laugh!
joyce
I'm not sure Mattel makes
I'm not sure Mattel makes pants in a 42 waist for Ken; thanks for reading and weighing in.
It stinks to be ken
this is really cute I loved it still laughing