Lead us not into temptation,
Knead us hot, Jen, to oblation,
Tweedie knots blend Hindu frustration,
Bleedie blots spew incantations,
Feed the tots who feel starvation,
Creed and shocks blew improvisation,
Heed the rocks who sink the nation,
Lock the box who contain creation,
Hock the fox that remain fixation,
Bagel and lox good mastication,
Hegel and Marx: atheist revelation,
Gull and shark seek island nation,
Bulldog bark at cats' elation,
While Noah arked, flood drowned nations,
Nile song of lark charms camel racin',
Mile long tarp farms flower raisin',
Miles' bong sharps forms jazz crazin',
Dials wrong, harp song, just amazin',
While Chong yarps, Cheech is shavin',
Hi, ya'll, come to Long Beach haven,
See Ma on beach vacation,
Grandpa hauled to isolation,
Grandkid fumbles with shoe lacin',
I saw wrong Teach misbehavin',
King did need guard for safety tastin',
Spring gas up due to oil we're wastin',
Turkey tasty after butter bastin',
When I'm nervous take to pacin',
Lead us to hot syncopation
Worry much on lost temptation.